MY THESIS: #$@*&^&@$#

Sorry it’s not in IEEE format...:p

This post is for all my friends who have felt the eternal bliss of...you know what. Yes you guessed it right; it is the favorite topic for our bollywood, tollywood and mollywood flicks. Yesss, falling for their lady love or Mr. Perfect.

Most of you guys might be pinching yourself thinking 'Is this Jagathi???', yeah yeah it is Jagathi, today all set to present her scholarly paper...better say her hard earned research work on this subject practicing (read as observing...well do u really think it’s just observing??? this is indeed food for thought) for the last four years now. 

So here it goes...

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hmmmmmm....#$@*&^&@$#

It’s a tough topic you see...and I want 10 on 10 presenting it... (Thus this build-up was required ;-)...)

Well what should I start with??

With the samples which failed the test or... with those samples which failed terribly... :p

pehli category hya...

Subtractive association:

The samples which used to be full of metabolic activities now seem to have lost it... like mitochondria [power house of a cell] drained out of a cell...ok ok, no more biological analogies.

I have seen samples bunking classes, their grades crashing down, behaving like insomniac zombies, and draining their parents money (khud kamate to, aade ye galti ni karte...well destiny has its part to play) and not to forget... starving for His/Her Highness’s wellbeing..... OMG!!!

Here you can easily spot a vamp/ a villain responsible for the above said negative effects.

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There is other category too.

Co-operative association:

Here most often one of the members does all the labor (regarding assignments, reports, etc. etc) and the other does the financing part (NOTE: it’s not always that the guys are the becharas getting a hole in their wallets by their gals)...like the lichens [lichen = alga+ fungi]...ooops, sorry ;p

This category has the most negative effect on the samples named 'single'.

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Now coming to the next category

Single association:

You might be thinking what kind of association is for singles...well this is the pack of singles sharing their dukhda with each other. Yup they too want to fall into pit (seriously joking)... yeah they surely feel envious by category-2... "yar koi to hota/hoti jo hamare bhi assignments karta", is a common phrase that can be overheard near the premises of this category.

Well I am an optimist. As you know 'Every dark cloud has a silver lining'.

So here is the last category

Happily bonded association:

Here I’ll give an encounter where I have truly felt this eternal phenomenon...:)

Once upon a time, ammunition caught fire and there were clouds of fire near a happy home, hero went towards the fire to bring the necessary items for her lady (to be prepared - in case nothing was going to be spared), the lady stood there stand still waiting...with her heart almost stopping to beat with each bomb being blasted, people yelled at her "are u mad? Leave this place & come along… nothing will escape this wrath." She just nodded, but didn't move an inch. Her faith was tested with each grenade detonating, but she was hard like a rock. And then came the hero braving the field of fire so that his beloved is at comfort. The best thing is he didn't say a word but the spark in his eyes read "yes I knew, you would be here waiting for me, no matter what... (I love you)” (in parenthesis coz he is not good at expressing).

This is true love.

So this story is for those morons who fell into this trap because of the forwarded senti messages & beautiful poetic messages...beware.

This story is also for those who have confusion for their feelings towards their pal... please check. would you really stand the grenades which your family, your career and life at large are going to throw on you for that person. I am sure 99% farzi or troublesome cases will be solved.

Show your attitude and don't settle for anything less than perfect...B-) ....(at least till you are not 30 :p )

I hope my thesis is accepted and it does not face the same doom as our project reports... ;D

You guys might be wondering why such a heavy pravachan.....well it is the topic for GD... matlab, milenge to solid content hona chahiye na bhonkne ke liye... ;)

PS: All the above said facts are true to the best of my knowledge.

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