Sorry
it’s not in IEEE format...:p
This
post is for all my friends who have felt the eternal bliss of...you know what.
Yes you guessed it right; it is the favorite topic for our bollywood, tollywood
and mollywood flicks. Yesss, falling for their lady love or Mr. Perfect.
Most
of you guys might be pinching yourself thinking 'Is this Jagathi???', yeah yeah it is Jagathi, today all set to
present her scholarly paper...better say her hard earned research work on this
subject practicing (read as
observing...well do u really think it’s just observing??? this is indeed food
for thought) for the last four years now.
So
here it goes...
hmmm...
hmmmmmm....#$@*&^&@$#
It’s
a tough topic you see...and I want 10 on 10 presenting it... (Thus this build-up was required ;-)...)
Well
what should I start with??
With
the samples which failed the test or... with those samples which failed
terribly... :p
pehli category hya...
Subtractive
association:
The
samples which used to be full of metabolic activities now seem to have lost
it... like mitochondria [power house of a cell] drained out of a cell...ok ok,
no more biological analogies.
I
have seen samples bunking classes, their grades crashing down, behaving like
insomniac zombies, and draining their parents money (khud kamate to, aade ye galti ni karte...well destiny has its part to
play) and not to forget... starving for His/Her Highness’s wellbeing.....
OMG!!!
Here
you can easily spot a vamp/ a villain responsible for the above said negative
effects.
kkkkkkkkkkk
There
is other category too.
Co-operative
association:
Here
most often one of the members does all the labor (regarding assignments, reports, etc. etc) and the other does the
financing part (NOTE: it’s not always
that the guys are the becharas getting a hole in their wallets by their gals)...like
the lichens [lichen = alga+ fungi]...ooops, sorry ;p
This
category has the most negative effect on the samples named 'single'.
oks
Now
coming to the next category
Single
association:
You
might be thinking what kind of association is for singles...well this is the
pack of singles sharing their dukhda with
each other. Yup they too want to fall into pit (seriously joking)... yeah they surely feel envious by
category-2... "yar koi to hota/hoti
jo hamare bhi assignments karta", is a common phrase that can be
overheard near the premises of this category.
Well
I am an optimist. As you know 'Every
dark cloud has a silver lining'.
So
here is the last category
Happily
bonded association:
Here
I’ll give an encounter where I have truly felt this eternal phenomenon...:)
Once
upon a time, ammunition caught fire and there were clouds of fire near a happy
home, hero went towards the fire to bring the necessary items for her lady (to be prepared - in case nothing was going
to be spared), the lady stood there stand still waiting...with her heart
almost stopping to beat with each bomb being blasted, people yelled at her
"are u mad? Leave this place & come along… nothing will escape this
wrath." She just nodded, but didn't move an inch. Her faith was tested
with each grenade detonating, but she was hard like a rock. And then came the
hero braving the field of fire so that his beloved is at comfort. The best
thing is he didn't say a word but the spark in his eyes read "yes I knew,
you would be here waiting for me, no matter what... (I love you)” (in parenthesis coz he is not good at
expressing).
This
is true love.
So
this story is for those morons who fell into this trap because of the forwarded
senti messages & beautiful poetic messages...beware.
This
story is also for those who have confusion for their feelings towards their
pal... please check. would you really stand the grenades which your family,
your career and life at large are going to throw on you for that person. I am
sure 99% farzi or troublesome cases
will be solved.
Show
your attitude and don't settle for anything less than perfect...B-) ....(at least till you are not 30 :p )
I
hope my thesis is accepted and it does not face the same doom as our project
reports... ;D
You
guys might be wondering why such a heavy pravachan.....well
it is the topic for GD... matlab, milenge
to solid content hona chahiye na bhonkne ke liye... ;)
PS:
All the above said facts are true to the best of my knowledge.
PPS:
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